Who is this guy?

We certainly have a one-of-a-kind kid on our hands. Case in point? I told him that cauliflower was on the menu for dinner tonight, he cheered, with arms waving to indicate extreme excitement, "Coggy-fowah, yaaaayyyyy! Coggy-fowah, yaaaaayyyyy!"

He sure isn't your typical toddler, which makes us wonder sometimes, who is this Sam character we've got living with us??? Maybe you can help us track the clues. Here's how the man of mystery spent his very dramatic weekend:

Combing through FBI files.

Confronting some very suspicious ducks.

Racing through uncharted waters.

Maintaining the alias of a swinging single.

And conducting a little backyard espionage.

Cue voiceover: "The name is Coggy-fowah. Sam Coggy-fowah."